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I'm Emily. I have 20 years of age in Berkeley, CA.
COMEDY. NBC, Adam Scott, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, Adam Scott, 30 Rock, SNL, Adam Scott, Jimmy Fallon, funny stuff, Adam Scott, funny people and other things as cool as these things. ALSO I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF DISCOVERING DOCTOR WHO SO I'M REALLY SORRY BUT I TEND TO HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS.
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oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
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BACK FROM ITALY FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!
cannot wait to be back.
i miss berkeley. and being cold. and not being hot. AND MY BED. and my shower.
The Nerdist Channel’s All Star Celebrity Bowling with… DOCTOR WHO!! We CAN’T WAIT to watch this match up!
TEAM NERDIST V. TEAM DOCTOR WHO #ASB #soon #NoteTheBall #SDCC12 (Taken with Instagram)
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My brother and I went to college together, and we had an old dog, a great Pyrenees named Belle. And when she passed away, my parents called me — and they would do this all the time with bad news — they would tell me, and then ask me to tell Josh. And so I went and bought sandwiches, and I called him and was like, ‘Why don’t I bring lunch over to your dorm?’ and he was like okay. And when I got to the door, he answered the door and he was crying. I was like ‘What’s wrong?’ and he said, ‘Did Belle die?’ and I was like ‘How did you know?’ and he was like ‘You would never bring sandwiches over.’ Like that’s how awful of a brother I am. When I call, any time I’m like ‘Hey buddy, wanna go see a movie?’ he’s like ‘Oh nooo grandma!’
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“I was halfway to South America, but I couldn’t let you get away with it because we’re brothers, Mom, and we kind of like each other.”
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if you dont laugh at my jokes then i will
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
what the fuck is that...
No way
So we decided
Kristin will marry Hiddles, I’ll marry Benedict
But BEFORE we get married, I’ll sleep with Hiddles and she’ll sleep with Benedict,...
Happy 4th of July from me and my kids! (Taken with Instagram)
it makes me irrationally angry when they change book covers when the movie comes out
damn guys
I guess I am invested in Weeds again.
Andy for all of the awards, the star of the show, the only character who is not loathsome.
watched this three times in a row and laughed just as hard each time