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I'm Emily. I have 20 years of age in Berkeley, CA.
COMEDY. NBC, Adam Scott, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, Adam Scott, 30 Rock, SNL, Adam Scott, Jimmy Fallon, funny stuff, Adam Scott, funny people and other things as cool as these things. ALSO I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF DISCOVERING DOCTOR WHO SO I'M REALLY SORRY BUT I TEND TO HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS.
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NotesAdam Scott’s two finest characters, Gerry and Gary, entering and leaving a room.
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Noteshot saucerman last time I checked you still didn’t like phish
so when is the next analyze phish
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NotesJACK SJUNIOR AND BRIAN PIECES MOONLIGHTING IN PAWNEE.
“Hey Jack, you hear we landed the big Scout’s Account?”
“Brian, that is very cool. Carl would have been so proud.”
FUCKIN WITTELS. jack sjunior and brian pieces FOREVER.
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Notes Random Analyze Phish Episode 4 Musingsone word: KULAP.
naked man.
harris’ big thoughts.
the ecstasy.
chris kuroda. the 5th member of the band.
THE FRENCH MAN.
“you have to get him to like it, yes??”
“EVERYONE’S THROWING SHIT. THIS IS AWESOME.”
“throw these whenever you feel great.”
“none of the drugs i took are working. would love the drugs to kick in.”
“BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE SCOTT.”
“everyone’s really nice. but this is awful.”
“I WANT TO BE MORE HIGH.”
“Here I go, taking the mushrooms.”
“it’s the fuckin maze bro, you’ll never get out of the maze.“-MVP of the night
“alright so i’ve dropped two different beans.”
“i was dealing with stuff this night too. i was in the thick of it.”
“they’re all LOOKING at me the entire show.”
“god don’t make no trash.”
“oh, close every door to me.” [MAYBE MY FAVORITE AUKERMAN QUOTE OF THE NIGHT]
“this is me eating a cheeseburger on the floor as my daughter tapes it.”
“am i high because i’m enjoying this burger.”
“i am moonwalking…i am moonwalking…i’m moonwalking.”
“doctor idiot”
“i have NEVER eaten at a phish concert.”
“someone just gave me some new drugs…he put his finger in my mouth. i enjoyed your finger in my mouth.”
“that was foxy… he’s a lawyer. counselor foxy, approach the bench.”
“i am an INNOVATOR at this point.”
“i smoked a little bit of drugs”
“THIS IS FUN!”
“i don’t feel high but at the same time, i don’t know if i would be wearing the 3D glasses if i WEREN’T high. at the same time i do not feel high.”
just… the 3D glasses.
“where’s my 3D glasses maaaan?”
“wait… so the cop said ‘give it a fucking try’????”
“it’s a festivus miracle.”
“drinking jim beam out of a urinal.”
“i have a pretty good immunity to some of that stuff. would anybody like coconut water??”
“this is now like hunter s thompson style.”
“probably what heath ledger felt like in his final moments.”
“i have the constitution of war horse. I didn’t see it, so you have an incredibly boring constitution?”
“captain obvious.”
THAT WHOLE. LAST. CLIP. THEY JAM WITH THEIR LIGHT GUY. ;LADSJKFO;AIDSFJAS;DLKF HAHAHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“Foxy the lawyer.”
“this is not fine. a huge twist has happened.”
“i want to take all those same drugs again.”
“just shake my glowsticks… and tailfeather.”
“i want to go dance next to scott now.”
drumroll……….
HE DOESN’T LIKE PHISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but holy shit i CANNOT WAIT TIL THEY GO AGAIN. AHHHHHHHHH.
“we’re gonna go see mandy patinkin have dinner.”
the journey continues…
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Notes ……..oh my god analyze phish.
i am DYING.
kulap’s appearance at the beginning had me CRACKING THE FUCK UP.
and then the ecstasy… oh my god this is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard.
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Notes omg i can’t wait to listen to Analyze Phish Episode 4.I’ve been waiting for what seems like forever.
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WTF.
Analyze Phish Episode 3 is literally the funniest 65 minutes of podcast I’ve ever heard.
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if you dont laugh at my jokes then i will
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hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
what the fuck is that...
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No way
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So we decided
Kristin will marry Hiddles, I’ll marry Benedict
But BEFORE we get married, I’ll sleep with Hiddles and she’ll sleep with Benedict,...
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Happy 4th of July from me and my kids! (Taken with Instagram)
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okay. I'm sorry to disappoint people but Born In The USA is NOT a Patriotic song.... just saying. like have you's Listened to the Lyrics?
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it makes me irrationally angry when they change book covers when the movie comes out
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damn guys
I guess I am invested in Weeds again.
Andy for all of the awards, the star of the show, the only character who is not loathsome.
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watched this three times in a row and laughed just as hard each time
