one word: KULAP.
harris’ big thoughts.
chris kuroda. the 5th member of the band.
THE FRENCH MAN.
"you have to get him to like it, yes??"
"EVERYONE’S THROWING SHIT. THIS IS AWESOME."
"throw these whenever you feel great."
"none of the drugs i took are working. would love the drugs to kick in."
"BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE SCOTT."
"everyone’s really nice. but this is awful."
"I WANT TO BE MORE HIGH."
"Here I go, taking the mushrooms."
“it’s the fuckin maze bro, you’ll never get out of the maze."-MVP of the night
"alright so i’ve dropped two different beans."
"i was dealing with stuff this night too. i was in the thick of it."
"they’re all LOOKING at me the entire show."
"god don’t make no trash."
"oh, close every door to me." [MAYBE MY FAVORITE AUKERMAN QUOTE OF THE NIGHT]
"this is me eating a cheeseburger on the floor as my daughter tapes it."
"am i high because i’m enjoying this burger."
"i am moonwalking…i am moonwalking…i’m moonwalking."
"i have NEVER eaten at a phish concert."
"someone just gave me some new drugs…he put his finger in my mouth. i enjoyed your finger in my mouth."
"that was foxy… he’s a lawyer. counselor foxy, approach the bench."
"i am an INNOVATOR at this point."
"i smoked a little bit of drugs"
“THIS IS FUN!”
"i don’t feel high but at the same time, i don’t know if i would be wearing the 3D glasses if i WEREN’T high. at the same time i do not feel high."
just… the 3D glasses.
"where’s my 3D glasses maaaan?"
"wait… so the cop said ‘give it a fucking try’????"
"it’s a festivus miracle."
"drinking jim beam out of a urinal."
"i have a pretty good immunity to some of that stuff. would anybody like coconut water??"
"this is now like hunter s thompson style."
"probably what heath ledger felt like in his final moments."
"i have the constitution of war horse. I didn’t see it, so you have an incredibly boring constitution?"
THAT WHOLE. LAST. CLIP. THEY JAM WITH THEIR LIGHT GUY. ;LADSJKFO;AIDSFJAS;DLKF HAHAHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Foxy the lawyer."
"this is not fine. a huge twist has happened."
"i want to take all those same drugs again."
"just shake my glowsticks… and tailfeather."
"i want to go dance next to scott now."
HE DOESN’T LIKE PHISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but holy shit i CANNOT WAIT TIL THEY GO AGAIN. AHHHHHHHHH.
"we’re gonna go see mandy patinkin have dinner."
the journey continues…